Verse one
The Tardis comes down to get you
While Voldemort lies in wait to kill you
Pour me a brimming flask of dwarven ale

Cause I port out safe and soundly
but I'll miss your tail around me
I'd send an owl to ya dear
Cause we wish you were here!

Verse two
We'd argue why smurfs are light blue
and if we'd live on xandu
Until the whole class just stopped and stared

We'd sit there laughing the rest of our days
Or until they get the mayonnaise
and we have ourselves a hobbit meal

But drenched in the nerdy highlights
We'll stay up here all night
Or else Stewie'll kill us in our sleep

As many times as Wolvie drinks I'll think of you tonight!
When Charles' skills get brighter
and Nightie's wings get lighter
he'll touch the sky and be alive again
We'll all forget the worlds that we knew
But Gallifrey won't forget you
Oh if Stan's voice could reach back through the past
He'd whisper in your ear
"Oh damn Spock is here!"